a note from our founder

Gift-Giving Like a Boss:

The Unfiltered, Fuck-It-All Guide

Welcome to F.O. Dorothy—where we cut the bullshit, skip the pretense, and dive straight into the good shit. I’m not here to shove random crap down your throat for a commission. I’m dropping what I actually fucking love and think you’ll actually care about.

The No-Bullshit Breakdown:

1. Personal Taste: I might suggest something that makes you go, “What the actual fuck?” Fine, skip it. Someone else might lose their shit over it. No need to freak out or get all sanctimonious.

2. Keep It Real: Gift shopping should be fun, not a damn endurance test. If nothing here clicks, don’t lose your mind. You’re already a star for trying to do something nice.

3. From Cheap as Hell to “Take My Money!”: We’ve got everything from “Are you shitting me?” to “Shut up and take my cash!” Whether you’re scraping by or splurging like a rockstar, we’ve got you covered.

Here’s the Hard Truth:

The best gift? Sometimes it’s just your damn time and attention. If someone’s too busy being a picky asshole about the wrapping to appreciate that, screw them. You’re already a hero for showing up and putting in the effort.

We’re talking epic finds, whether you’re on a tight budget or ready to throw cash around like confetti. And yes, there are some cheeky picks too—because everyone needs a good laugh amidst the madness.

So, dive in, have a fucking blast, and find that killer gift that’ll blow everyone’s mind. Happy hunting, and remember: if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

-D